Spring has finally come to Pennsylvania. Mom and Dad say winter took forever this year, so they are very excited about finally spending time outside. They wanted to do things right this year. Mom says that last year they didn't spend enough time preparing The Yard so they didn't spend much time in The Yard. After the last two weeks I see why they didn't properly prepare the out of doors - it took a lot of work. Luckily this year they set aside enough time to get it right, because I think Mom will really enjoy relaxing in this bright, warm place this year.
The first step in setting up The Yard was to clean. There were things called 'leaves' and 'weeds' and 'rocks' and 'sticks' all over The Yard and The Walk. Mom and Dad had to use rakes and brooms and bags and a loud thing called a blower to clean all this stuff away. Even that didn't work, however, because some of these things were actually alive. I guess that's why it is always good to keep things continually clean - so they don't come to life and stick around for good. Luckily you can hire a weed killer at the store. After Dad had all the weeds killed, Mom bought some more living things to put along The Walk to take their place. She called them flowers and said they were pretty. I guess the way you determine whether the living things should live or be killed is whether or not they are pretty and in the way. Dad said nature is great as long as it stays where we want it.
The next step was to plant grass in The Yard. Up to this point, there was a lot of dirt where the grass should be. Mom and Dad wanted to change that this year, so they bought bags of baby grass and spread them all over. Then they watered the ground hoping the seeds of grass would grow. Dad kept saying, "C'mon grass - grow!" It must have been able to hear him because today Mom and Dad talked about how it was great to finally see some grass where it had only been dirt for so long. Dad said the grass must have liked all the thunderstorms lately. Every time a thunderstorm comes to town, Mom and Dad go outside and listen to it for a while. I don't know why they go outside - you can hear it just fine from inside. The thunderstorms are really loud! They kind of sound like when Dad breaks big sticks, but much louder and with the constant roar of big sprinklers called rain. Mom and Dad say that they used to see this all the time in Oklahoma but never before in Pennsylvania. He got a video of one of the thunderstorms and tried to put it on the blog but ran into problems - maybe he'll get it to post later. In the video (if Dad can ever get it on the page) you can hear Eddy The Dog. Eddy gets really mad at thunderstorms and tries to chase them away by barking.
After working on The Lawn, Mom and Dad started working on the fire pit and movie areas. The fire pit area is where Mom and Dad like to relax at night. When Dad turns on the fire it gets really warm. To keep it warm, Mom and Dad have to keep feeding the fire. Luckily the fire eats dead sticks. During the daytime, Dad uses a chain to saw dead sticks into small pieces. Then at night, he feeds these to the fire. The more sticks the fire eats, the hotter it gets. This warmth can then be used to keep the dark from getting too cold and even to make food taste better. Just last night, while Jay and Hallie watched a movie outside with Mom and Dad, Dad and Jay used the fire to turn a marshmallow into a smore, which Dad said was delicious. The last time Mom put a marshmallow in the fire it just turned into a burned marshmallow. Dad and Jay must have some special fire skills not everyone has. Anyway, the fire pit area was one of the most difficult to prepare because it needed a lot of rocks, which Dad said can get very heavy, especially when carrying bags of them up a lot of stairs. After Dad poured 10 bags of rocks into the fire pit area, he was satisfied and tired, and he worked on the movie part. During the winter, the movie screen had ripped, and Dad needed to repair it. Compared to the rocks, Dad said this was very easy. Finally, to complete this area, Mom and Dad put new lights in the trees to make it prettier at night. Now that the fire pit and movie areas were complete, Mom and Dad could watch movies outside. Their first movie night was a Star Trek movie because Dad was still excited about the new movie they had seen at the IMAX theater the week before. Dad included a short video clip of them watching Captain Pick-hard give the order to engage the Borg.
Now that The Yard was useful again, Mom wanted to make it prettier. The way things look seems to be as important to the relaxation process as the way things feel. Warm is good, but warm and pretty is better. If it is warm, pretty, and sounds nice, it is the best of all. Mom and Dad thought a good solution would be to add a water feature. At first I thought they must have been talking about something similar to a baptism, but then Dad started talking about rocks again. They talked a lot about different plans, and when Dad finally decided what he wanted to do he got really excited about using some of his power tools to create something nice. After they finally got all the materials, he realized he only needed to use one tool, something called a jig saw, but he was still excited about it. He also found a place that had some rocks he really liked, and he spent another afternoon bringing rocks up the stairs. This time, even though he was tired, he did not stop working until the feature was done. Now when they turn it on there is a peaceful sound of water spilled over rocks. For a finishing touch, Mom put something called Irish Moss in the ground near the rocks. She also put some plants around the lighted trees, and Dad hung some plaques on the railroad tie wall to make the area as pleasing as possible. Even Eddy The Dog enjoys the area now, as he likes to sleep there while Mom and Dad read and listen to music. Mom and Dad were finally happy with their out of doors area. They now have a nice place they can relax day and night. I think Dad likes it at night most because of the fire pit and movies and Mom likes it during the day because of the sun, the warmth, and the peaceful sounds. Dad even bought her a reclining out of doors chair so she could be as comfortable as possible. She likes to take naps there and in the hammock (which is like a swinging bed). Even the caterpillars like this out of doors area, as Mom and Dad say they are everywhere. At one point Dad said the caterpillars must like tools because every time he grabs one of his tools there's a caterpillar on it. The caterpillars also like walking in circles - they saw one walk around the same flower pot 7 times in a row. Dad found a life lesson in this: it is good to be busy, but only if there is a point to it. Don't be like the caterpillar and waste a whole morning's energy just to wind up where you started. I think Dad has been reading too much Buddha lately.
Their final project was to clean out the back room of the house. This is the passageway from the kitchen to the fire pit area, so they wanted to be able to walk through without having to step over a bunch of stuff. They took everything out of the room and sorted the stuff-to-keep from the stuff-to-trash. Amazingly the stuff-to-trash pile was bigger, and when trash day came Dad got another big workout by carrying it all down the stairs. It took Dad 8 trips up and down the stairs in order to clear it all out. Eddy The Dog tried to help, but Dad said Eddy doesn't have opposite-able thumbs, so all he could do was stand guard at the top of the stairs and make sure no squirrels got in Dad's way. Once all the junk was cleared out of the room, the organization project began. Mom and Dad got pegboard for most of the walls, and Dad got to use another one of his tools to cut it to the right size. Then they put shelves in the room, and for the very first time Dad was able to put all his tools in one easy-to-get-to place. Now Dad's excited about any other projects that come along because he has a tool room and Mom's excited that Dad's excited about projects. She's kind of sad, however, because most of the stuff they have to work on next is inside the house, rather than out of doors. Now that they are starting to grow grass and finally have The Yard more complete than ever, however, they plan on trying to spend as much time as possible out of doors in the months to come. Mom said next winter may be the hardest winter ever. If that's the case, I'm glad I'll at least get to experience a little summer with Mom and Dad before-hand. With all this work complete, Mom and Dad have been able to enjoy a relaxing Memory All Day. They were able to reflect on all the memories of past summers out of doors when The Yard was not anywhere close to as nice as now. They were also able to rememory all the work it took to get to this point and said that's what makes this day so relaxing, that it is a much-deserved day of rest. I can't wait to someday sit with them in the out of doors and rememory all the summers enjoyed together. But mostly I just can't wait to get borned period so I can finally see Mom and Dad. I still have a lot of growing up to do, though, so until then I'll just keep reporting what I know about the world at this point.
My next blog entry might not be for a couple weeks. Next week Dad will be with RichMan all week, so Mom and I should have a pretty quiet few days together. The week after that we will all go on another outing that Mom and Dad have been excited about for a while. We'll go to Camden, New Jersey to hear Nine Inch Nails play. This weekend Dad also set it up for us to meet the band while we're there, so hopefully I'll also have pictures on my next blog of Mom and Dad with Trent Reznor and Robin Finck. Trent Reznor has actually been on Mom's list of people she'd like to meet for a long time, so she's really excited about this outing. Trent Reznor worked it with the concert people so that fans can bring video cameras to the show, which I guess you can't normally do. So there might also be some good video footage on my next blog entry. Until then, you know where to find me.
See you in August,
A. Dunham